cosmo tip #159

expertcosmotips:

want to give your man an exciting night? murder a neighbourhood child and frame him! bury the child in the floorboards! see how long it takes for him to crack! 

(Source: mariticide, via bonerdonor)

i am the only person allowed to do anything ever so just stop what you are doing.

abbrose:

Aww look my mom took a pic of me n my boyf sleeping

abbrose:

Aww look my mom took a pic of me n my boyf sleeping

i hate idiots and weirdos, reblog if you agree

abbrose asked: what do i do it keeps posting those on my blog how do it get rid of it is my computer ruined

change assword lmAo

(Source: ddescendents, via pussybow)

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unadoptable:

sweet heart

unadoptable:

sweet heart

ahhhhhh

ahhhhhh

(via ceedling)

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pawn shop blues-lana del rey

me, abbey, sydney, and a stranger

me, abbey, sydney, and a stranger

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