I don’t care if Ryan murdered his whole family. He is like a son to me.
– Michael Scott (via fuckyeahmichaelscott) (via championawkward)
(via katiekatie)
"I don’t care if Ryan murdered his whole family. He is like a son to me."
"I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you’re better than that Corky kid and he’s actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"
